She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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