i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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