chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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