There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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