Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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