absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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