I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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