Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
