i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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