You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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