I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
only you would photoshop your dick
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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