Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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