i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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