doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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