doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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