what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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