My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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