How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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