Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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