oh god the rape fog is back!
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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