When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Randomize
