That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
