Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(510): View more from California

Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

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(703): View more from Virginia

the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex

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(972): View more from Texas

Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose

(214): View more from Texas

962=my?

(972): View more from Texas

Yeah.i

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(931): View more from Tennessee

so today I found out that she used to be a he....

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are you gonna get a divorce?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.

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(915): View more from Texas

When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.

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(915): View more from Texas

You've changed since you got that strap on

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(409): View more from Texas

The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...

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