The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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