I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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