i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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