Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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