i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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