CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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