I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
