the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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