whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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