is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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