I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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