Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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