i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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