That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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