normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
We need to get me chipped asap
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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