You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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