I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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