Where are you?
In a non slutty way
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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