six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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