CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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