Me too!
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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