I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
my poor anus
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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