You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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