Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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