You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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