grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
