actually, I'm a sock model
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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