Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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