Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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